oh would you look at that, another selfie in my new dress~ :3
reblog my selfies!!
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom
doodle rks characters with their outfits swapped around
I ended up playing LEGO Marvel Super Heroes but that’s not a bad idea.
These post what your first tag things are so fun, let’s make another one with the following words.
i still need to figure out how to get that shovel
Assuming you’ve upgraded your museum, then you just need to donate 15 fossils and it’ll start appearing in the museum shop. Or you can just buy one from mine.
Travel Seaward [Original]
OutRunners (Genesis/Mega Drive version)
This is an original track added to the one and only home release of OutRunners. Has a bit of a Knuckles Chaotix vibe doesn’t it? That’s because the person who composed this track was also one of the composers for that game too.
The Mega Drive doesn’t really have the graphics power to replicate a sophisticated arcade game like 1993’s OutRunners accurately, but SEGA did a pretty alright job considering. It still vaguely resembles OutRunners and plays well enough.
Speaking of Knuckles.
only like 8 people following me will get why this is so fucking funny to me
only 90s kids remember ugly knuckles